A snake goes to an optometrist because his eyesight is failing. “It’s terrible, doc, ” the snake complains. “I can’t hunt. I can’t do anything.” So the optometrist checks his eyes and fits him for glasses. The snake notices an immediate improvement. “Thanks, doc!” he says. “I can see again!” A week later, the optometrist calls the snake to see how the glasses are working out. “The glasses are fine,” the snake says. “But now I’m being treated for depression.” “Depression? How come?” asks the doctor. “Well, now that I can see,” the snake explains, “I realize I’ve been dating a garden hose.”
The Joke Thief 